niggaquisha:

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pantsareunwelcome:

False… I smile at my crotch all the time…
  • before I shower: ugh damnit i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
  • when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot
shaky-baby:

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